Commitment? Sorry, I'm a Kierkegaarian
Who needs relationship labels when you’ve already committed... to existential dread? Inspired by the father of existentialism himself, this witty t-shirt is perfect for anyone who treats life like a philosophical thought experiment.
Whether you're dodging awkward questions at family gatherings or explaining the leap of faith to your friends, this shirt does the talking for you—ironically, without committing to anything.
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Ultra-soft cotton for peak comfort during long existential reflections
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Bold, easy-to-read print to spark curiosity (or concern)
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Ideal for philosophy lovers, thinkers, and commitment skeptics
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Great for casual wear, campus debates, or silent brooding in cafes
Wear your existential angst with pride—Kierkegaard would approve
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.