Commitment? Sorry, I'm a Kierkegaarian
Who needs relationship labels when you’ve already committed... to existential dread? Inspired by the father of existentialism himself, this witty t-shirt is perfect for anyone who treats life like a philosophical thought experiment.
Whether you're dodging awkward questions at family gatherings or explaining the leap of faith to your friends, this shirt does the talking for you—ironically, without committing to anything.
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Ultra-soft cotton for peak comfort during long existential reflections
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Bold, easy-to-read print to spark curiosity (or concern)
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Ideal for philosophy lovers, thinkers, and commitment skeptics
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Great for casual wear, campus debates, or silent brooding in cafes
Wear your existential angst with pride—Kierkegaard would approve
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Philososempire
- Email: philososempire-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Commitment? Sorry, I'm a Kierkegaarian Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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23 1/2
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M
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28
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21
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24
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L
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29
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23
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24
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XL
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30
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25
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24
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2XL
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31
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26 1/2
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24
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3XL
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32
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28
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24
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